Samantha and Mitchell are neighbors. They have had a bad history as neighbors, and today they will experience a unique encounter. Samantha is stepping out of the car as Mitchell is leaving his house.
Samantha:[Splat] (In a angry, firm tone) MR. MITCHELL HASTINGS! (takes a deep breath) This is the last time I will ask. Please pick up after your unsanitary canine!
Mitch: Miss Adams, my, uh "unsanitary canine" is not my problem. After all it is his duty. Psh! Ta! Ha!
Samantha: Well, Mr. Hastings, it is your responsibility to maintain his hygiene. And I'll just say that the specimen on my Achilles is not properly disposed of,... nor maintained.
Mitch: Well... Miss Adams. If this is an issue I'll uh buy ya some new shoes or somethi-
Samantha: "If"? "If this is an issue"? I can assure you that this is not an issue.
Mitch: Alright well-
Samantha: This is a TRAGEDY! A tragedy I tell you!
Mitch: Alright, okay, just write down the shows ya want and I'll ah-
Samantha: No I assure you, I don't wish for new footwear. What I ask is that this massacre you call an "issue", doesn't proceed again!
Mitch: Hey, no need to get all she-devil on me.
Samantha: Uh! and don't even get me started on your horrendous vocabulary! Has it ever occurred to you that perhaps that is why you're still living in your mother below level? Hm?
Mitch: Has it ever occurred to you that you're rude? Huh? Perhaps that's why you're still divorced!
Samantha: OH! How insulting! I am truly appalled Mr. Hastings!
Mitch: You're embarrassed? How do you think I feel?
Samantha: Embarrassed? That's not-
Mitch: Yeah! You and your mean ways...
Samantha: If you'd only clean up after you dog!
(As they continue to argue the car radio Goes on in the background)
Broadcaster: And lastly, a dog has gone missing on the North side. (Continues speaking) For any information please call...
Samantha: And you know what?
Mitch: What!?
Samantha: I hope your animal goes missing!
Mitch: Oh yeah?
Samantha: Yes indeed!
Mitch: And I hope your shoes go missing!
Samantha: Good!
Mitch: Good!
(They each get in their car and exit the drive way. Both angered,they back into each other. they exit their cars and continue fighting).
Mitch: LOOK WHAT YOU DID. Oh my goodness!
Samantha: This is your fault!
Mitch: No!
Samantha: Yes!
(Radio continues in back)
Broadcaster: Breaking news an armed robber has just broken into the bank on 34th. I am being told now that there is hostages.
(Broadcaster continues to explain the extremity of the situation)
Mitch: Just move on. Just forget this.
Samantha: I'll put the police on the phone. They'll take care of this mess.
Mitch: Weren't you listening to the reporter? No cops can help!
Samantha: If you were more careful...
Mitch: Miss Adams! This arguing is useless don't you see? Stop passing the blame. We need to move on.
Samantha: Yes but-
Mitch: Yes but, this fighting is too much! The cops are doing their job, which doesn't include us!
Samantha: Their job is to help civilians which we-
Mitch: Their job is to help civilians. People at the bank.
(A moment of silence is shared before they come to a consensus)
Samantha: Well.
Mitch: Well.
Samantha: First, I suppose we should apologize.
Mitch: Sorry. My bad.
Samantha: I apologize.
Mitch: Now what do we do.
Samantha: Let's see here.
[The End]
Thursday, June 18, 2015
Thursday, June 11, 2015
From the Flame- Picture Passage 6
Emitting from the flame
was fear. At that moment, it was the most peaceful place she could be. However,
Ava was still aggravated. She was frustrated with her situation. The sadness bottled up inside her was too much for her to handle. She sat near the fire surrounded by family and loved ones. It was her brother's birthday, but Ava was too upset to enjoy herself.
"Want a marshmallow?" asked her mother.
She shook her head no. Anger and regret was what bothered her the most. It filled her bones and swam her veins. What bothered her when more was that she could not pin point her anger. The stress of a high schooler bothered her enough. Now that she was moving, that problem would fade. But to be mad at her parents or herself or fate, she couldn't decide.
By deciding to keep quiet, Ava began a complicated journey that would later unfold in her new surroundings. A new year, a new town, and a new Ava.
The Lake- Picture Passage #5
Heat shined around the giant, aging mountain.
It beat down over like a spotlight in a Broadway show. It was well defined and carried plenty of nutrition to the leafy floor. Standing on the shore, all that filled my thoughts was
amazement. “Wow” is the only word I could produce that could begin to
describe my thoughts. Dampness in the air suggested the day would be hot.
To counter the humidity, the lake made a relaxing wind. I wanted to jump in. I wanted
to stand at the peak. Birds perched in the tree that bordered the water. They
sang a unique melody. One that always varied. As the earth continued to breathe, I imagined how refreshing the water would feel. I came to the realization that nothing was stopping me. I grabbed equipment and went through the water. On the other side, the floating land greeted me. Gazing up at the mountain, I started walking. The hike was long, yet enjoyable. The summit was definitely worth it. All around the island you could see the tiny cottages. From this height, they looked like dwarfs occupied them. This location altered my perspective. I was able to admire the creations as a whole. Beautiful, and unstoppable.
Wednesday, June 10, 2015
7:06 - Picture Passage #4
Frustrated
by frost that glimmered in the morning haze, Mark was in panic. He was taken by
surprise to awake with his car to be claimed by the winter. It was completely unexpected,
especially for this time of year. His routine was unexpectedly interrupted by
the earth’s freezing. Evidence of ice
from the previous night covered her surface.
Mark
looked at his wrist. It was 7:02. He was two minutes off his daily schedule
which consisted of preparing himself for work and never included tardiness. The
calm back roads he traveled through, always allowed Mark to arrive to his destinations
when he needed to. Unprepared, Mark had
to wait an extra minute and a half for his vehicle to wake up. He was so distraught by his predicament, that
his left pinky began twitching. He was almost unable to turn the engine key.
Bordering
the line of panic attack, he got into his car. It was still filled with
coolness that resembled the breath of an Artic breeze.
When it
was precisely 7:06, when he was finally able to start his day’s journey. Left
onto Main, then a sharp right onto Dean.
He approached the intersection which sat below the dangling red
blinking. Beyond the light there was a
car parked with the driver’s door open. As
he passed it, he noticed it wasn’t parked. The car had slipped and plummeted
and its driver lay asleep. He cautiously drove around and pulled over. Immediately, Mark’s panic transformed him
into a maniac. He dialed 911, and temporarily joined the driver in a slumber.
Good and Bad- Picture Passage #3
Monday, June 8, 2015
Her Words- Picture Passage #2
s
Her soft words hypnotized me with every word she spoke. Each sentence she composed flowed swiftly
together like the wind’s breeze. I never
questioned her actions- a deep regret I bare.
They say opposites attract. I am shy and afraid. She was what I needed.
“…just through here.”
“Into the woods?...We’re going-”she cut me off.
“It’s not what you think, Will. You haven’t been there before.” After collecting her thoughts, she continued. “It’s empty and isolated. When you’re out there… I can’t explain it. You’ll see."
We continued walking. Beautiful greens surrounded the floor in the distance. Soon the forest was divided, creating a hallway of trees. They stood parallel with strength and pride like soldiers saluting a lost soul. She turned around to catch my reaction.
“See.”
She paced ahead taking in the abstract scenery.
“It looks like something you’d see in the movies.”
“Yeah it does.. but that’s not what I wanted to show you.”
The end of the tunnel lead to a new path. It was distinct, but not guarded by trees. It wrapped round a giant, aging oak tree which went up a small hill. A few steps ahead, she stood at the peak. Over the hill was a brook. It emptied into a flow of dark rocks and rushing water.
“It’s just over there.” She pointed past the stream to a clearing, bordered by devastation and wounded warriors. Sunlight beamed into the clearing, making the earth’s breath visible.
Two loose pieces of wood lay over the brook to travel.
“Ladies first.” I gestured.
With arms out to balance, she floated across and I followed. I watched as her foot penetrated the old wood, leaving a hole.
“Careful.”
“I know.”
She stepped back onto the dirt at the other end.
“Here.” She held out her hand expecting me to graciously take it. However, the bridge became tired of laying. Struggling, I tried to grab her, but failed. She risked her existence, to help me, which is all I can ask. She shouted for assistance, but all that could hear were the trees. Her capabilities were not enough, and it was too late. I can still hear her voice. Her voice which never ceased to impress me with her words.
They say opposites attract. I am shy and afraid. She was what I needed.
“…just through here.”
“Into the woods?...We’re going-”she cut me off.
“It’s not what you think, Will. You haven’t been there before.” After collecting her thoughts, she continued. “It’s empty and isolated. When you’re out there… I can’t explain it. You’ll see."
We continued walking. Beautiful greens surrounded the floor in the distance. Soon the forest was divided, creating a hallway of trees. They stood parallel with strength and pride like soldiers saluting a lost soul. She turned around to catch my reaction.
“See.”
She paced ahead taking in the abstract scenery.
“It looks like something you’d see in the movies.”
“Yeah it does.. but that’s not what I wanted to show you.”
The end of the tunnel lead to a new path. It was distinct, but not guarded by trees. It wrapped round a giant, aging oak tree which went up a small hill. A few steps ahead, she stood at the peak. Over the hill was a brook. It emptied into a flow of dark rocks and rushing water.
“It’s just over there.” She pointed past the stream to a clearing, bordered by devastation and wounded warriors. Sunlight beamed into the clearing, making the earth’s breath visible.
Two loose pieces of wood lay over the brook to travel.
“Ladies first.” I gestured.
With arms out to balance, she floated across and I followed. I watched as her foot penetrated the old wood, leaving a hole.
“Careful.”
“I know.”
She stepped back onto the dirt at the other end.
“Here.” She held out her hand expecting me to graciously take it. However, the bridge became tired of laying. Struggling, I tried to grab her, but failed. She risked her existence, to help me, which is all I can ask. She shouted for assistance, but all that could hear were the trees. Her capabilities were not enough, and it was too late. I can still hear her voice. Her voice which never ceased to impress me with her words.
Friday, June 5, 2015
The Yellow- Picture Passage #1
The nothingness of the
forbidden thicket was what intrigued me most. I followed the distinct path
which opened up into a large labyrinth of tall leafy giants and small green
shrubs. Dead golden straw covered the wood floor that sat beyond the path. I
touched it. I was amazed by its texture. Astonishment filled me as I
wondered how something so beautiful could possibly be so infectious. Returning
to the trail, it occurred to me that I walked further than I had expected. I
wandered around looking for a signal. A clue. Something to aid my loss of direction. Suddenly, the sound of
twigs snapping began to follow me. This growing sound of fear chased me. I heard
something panting. It carried a sense of exhaustion and was breathing uncontrollably. I was running in circles. If I did not start
running faster, it would catch me. The yellow nothing of the forest became
vivid. So vivid that it made its surroundings appear as nonexistent. The yellow
nothing of the forest became terrifying. All of my fears appeared in that moment. I still struggled to comprehend what was
happening. It wasn’t until I awoke in the open greens that I had understood what occurred. Death had not completely consumed the plant. Yet death had almost consumed me.
Wednesday, June 3, 2015
Thursday, May 28, 2015
Burst Writing Prompt
Kaylin, Louis, Tristan, Elise, & Mr. Kefor
Prompt: With different colors, start
by writing one sentence. Pass it to the person to your right. That person adds
a sentence and the pattern continues until a story is written.
Pancakes
Yesterday
morning I was sitting eating my pancakes, when my mother suddenly fainted. My first instinct was to call 911, and that’s what I tried to do,
but I forgot how to use a phone. I fell to
the ground, and lost control of all my limbs; I realized I was having the same
problem. I lay there on my side, wondering how something that started so
well, could have gone so wrong this quickly. Confused
and incredulous, I continued to eat my pancakes. Pancakes
are my favorite food after all. I just
decided to let my mom lie there, as the pancaked were too yummy! Processing that I could not move at all, however could still eat my
pancakes blew my mind; this was astonishing! When my dad entered and saw me on the floor with my pancakes, he
smiled. Then
he called 911, but started laughing at the dispatcher because he was shocked at
what he saw. My dad then fell to the ground, and
lost control of his limbs too. Our family apparently
has some sort of degenerative disease because my brother walked in next, and
the same fate hit him. Still eating my pancakes,
I started to wonder which one of my relatives could be responsible for my outrageous
morning. Then, in a sudden burst of unprompted madness,
I plucked the family cat from the couch, clutched her close as I melted a stick
of butter, and plopped her in the same pan.
Wednesday, May 20, 2015
Irony
My story is a
complicated one that you might not understand. However that is why I am obliged to tell it to you. As I reflect on my situation and how I got
here, rage boils inside me. The person who put me here…she deserves this. Not
me.
When I think about
it, my story begins earlier than what I originally thought. Way before the
wedding. Back to when we met. I had
seen two applicants before her. I admired how she confidently walked in. She
looked up. Her soft blue eyes, stared around the room. I remember distinctly
our first conversation. She quietly on the sofa next to the library.
"Hi…I'm Jack".
"Kim" she
said shyly.
I hired her. Her qualifications were limited, but it made sense at the time. After about two weeks, she still hadn't come out of her shell.
I hired her. Her qualifications were limited, but it made sense at the time. After about two weeks, she still hadn't come out of her shell.
One day, she had
just finished organizing the books, and immediately moved onto her next task. I
saw her struggling with the coffee machine and couldn't resist helping her.
I grabbed an apron, and thought of
offering some assistance, only to realize I already was.
"What are you
doing?" she asked quietly.
I looked at her but
said nothing.
"All
fixed." I said. "You're Welcome,…Kim."
"Thanks."
she said firmly.
I walked away
thinking "My goodness, what a complete failure. My life is over". But
then someone else must have taken control of me because I walked back over
again.
"Hi." why
am I doing this?
"Hey,
Kim" why not?
I continued, "I
just ah…I…um… So, Kim how is your day?"
"Oh, it's
okay." after a brief pause she added, "Why do you ask?"
I turned to her.
"Why not?"
On our wedding day
she told me, "Love is a lot like hate, you see. You can't force it, and
you can not resist it. You just have to embrace it when it comes along."
That day two years ago is a day I wish I could redo.
The truth is I
didn't love her soft eyes or her confusing demeanor. All throughout our
marriage, the confusion destroyed me.
She should have never forced the love. I should have resisted. Due to
her mistakes, I stand lonely. Locked away from society- envious of her position
in this situation.
Hate
is like love. I couldn't force her to love her. She couldn't convince me
otherwise. And likewise, the hatred eventually came
along. I had no choice but to embrace it.
Sunday, May 10, 2015
Saturday, May 2, 2015
Poem 3/3
Original:
The Man
Yesterday I met a strange man
He offered me candy and said, "Hop in the van."
But no way; I'm not stupid!
He must have thought I was clueless.
I imagined my mother saying, "Run as fast as you can!"
Revision:
The Man
Today I was approached by a strange man.
He offered me candy and said, "Hop in the van."
But no way; I'm not stupid!
He must of thought I was clueless
And with that, I grabbed my bag and ran.
The Man
Yesterday I met a strange man
He offered me candy and said, "Hop in the van."
But no way; I'm not stupid!
He must have thought I was clueless.
I imagined my mother saying, "Run as fast as you can!"
Revision:
The Man
Today I was approached by a strange man.
He offered me candy and said, "Hop in the van."
But no way; I'm not stupid!
He must of thought I was clueless
And with that, I grabbed my bag and ran.
Friday, May 1, 2015
Poem 2/3
Original:
Five Numbers
Which leads to a purely instinctive reaction.
Immediately you glare at the bold lights and gaze
For what is actually quite unexplainable.
You find five numbers awaiting your reaction
They lie in a significant order that surprises you.
And in that moment, nothing matters more
Than the excitement that follows
And those past endless hours,
Which rearranged those five numbers.
Revision:
Five Numbers
Which leads to a purely instinctive reaction.
Immediately you glare at the bold lights and gaze
For what is an unexplainable feeling
There you find five numbers awaiting your reaction.
They lie in a significant order that never fails to surprise you.
And in that moment, nothing matters more
Than the excitement that follows
And those past endless hours,
Which rearrange those five numbers time and time again.
Poem 1/3
Original:
Finally No Snow
Endless days and starry nights
That lead to waking in daylight.
Finally relaxing; All of my worries, removed.
And no absurd projects soon to be due.
Rediscovering unfamiliar things,
Like lush green blankets and birds that sing.
Winds that blow in skies of blue
Salty seaweed scents and swift sounds of anew
I am now able to travel and explore
And much less fabric is to be worn.
I can journey anywhere; everywhere I will go.
The seasons have changed, there is finally no snow.
Finally No Snow
Endless days and starry nights
That lead to waking in late light.
Finally relaxing; All of my worries, removed.
And no absurd papers soon to be due.
Rediscovering unfamiliar things,
Like lush green blankets and birds that sing.
Winds that blow in skies of blue
Sweet sugar scents and swift sounds of anew.
I am now able to travel and explore
And much less fabric is to be worn.
I can journey anywhere; everywhere I will go.
The Earth has changed, there is finally no snow.
That lead to waking in late light.
Finally relaxing; All of my worries, removed.
And no absurd papers soon to be due.
Rediscovering unfamiliar things,
Like lush green blankets and birds that sing.
Winds that blow in skies of blue
Sweet sugar scents and swift sounds of anew.
I am now able to travel and explore
And much less fabric is to be worn.
I can journey anywhere; everywhere I will go.
The Earth has changed, there is finally no snow.
Monday, April 6, 2015
Contrasting Tones
Positive: Due to the many birthdays, and graduations that occurred this spring, my enormous family decided to order a delicious, silky, oversized vanilla cake for Easter weekend. Included with the divine dessert, were tons of tiny Italian pastries that were simply to die for. Frosting and buttercream and cheese and chocolate. All the options were endless. The scents of sweetness and sugar taunted me the whole day. When it was finally dessert time, everyone gathered around the small dining room table to sing. The whole family watched drooling as the first piece was sliced. The three-layer cake hit the plate. "OHHH!", we all shouted in perfect unison, followed by an argument for the first slice.
Negative: Due to many birthdays, and graduations that occurred this spring, my enormous family decided to order a greasy, unnecessary , oversized vanilla cake for Easter weekend. The huge cake was evidently filled with butter. My mother kept explaining to us how healthy it was because there was no chemicals. "It's real butter! Got it from this bakery!" However in my opinion, whether it be chemicals or butter, the cake was still disgustingly unhealthy. There was no way anyone could convince me to eat that death treat.
Negative: Due to many birthdays, and graduations that occurred this spring, my enormous family decided to order a greasy, unnecessary , oversized vanilla cake for Easter weekend. The huge cake was evidently filled with butter. My mother kept explaining to us how healthy it was because there was no chemicals. "It's real butter! Got it from this bakery!" However in my opinion, whether it be chemicals or butter, the cake was still disgustingly unhealthy. There was no way anyone could convince me to eat that death treat.
Wednesday, April 1, 2015
Songwriter's Tone
Through both Pink Floyd’s
“Have a Cigar” and Boston’s “Rock n’ Roll Band”, both artists express the same
tone. Pink Floyd carefully manipulates
the song lyrics to express that no matter how hard life is, it gets better. Similarly,
Boston manipulates the lyrics to convey that success requires hard work and
dedication.
Have a Cigar
Speaker/Point of View:
Pink Floyd (first person)/ an experienced singer/songwriter who overcame
struggles to succeed.
Audience: People facing
similar life struggles.
Purpose: Provide hope
for others that their situation will improve.
Subject: How no matter
how difficult life is, it will get better.
Tone (Speaker): Paired
with the melody, the singer’s tone is solemn.
Tone (Songwriter):
Hopeful for the listener.
Rock n’ Roll Band
Speaker/Point of View:
Boston (first person)/ a band finally getting recognition.
Audience: People in
their situation who struggle to be heard.
Purpose: Express the struggles
that the writer overcame to reach success.
Subject: How Boston was
not always famous and had to work hard to have their music heard.
Tone (Speaker): Playful
when being sung.
Tone (Songwriter): Serious in telling his story.
Tuesday, March 31, 2015
Distillation
In
order to express negative opinions toward intellectual beings, the author of
this excerpt, includes clever syntax, a changed perspective, and fully utilized
diction . The author, originally starting negatively, alters the atomosphere by using unique phrases and vocabulary like "cathcing newts" and "spiders" and including an exclamation point, which, with a change is diction, transforms the tone into a more positive one. Futhermore the author criticizes intellectuals in order to express his feelings about the working class, and how he feels it is unfair that some people must work to survive. In a similar way, the social classes of society today, can further the author's opinion because of how different classes now have the ability to earn more or less then others by doing unequal or less work.
Thursday, March 26, 2015
200 Word Sentence
When I first took a bite of
what came to be the best, most incredibly delicious, insanely divine dessert of
all time, I remember being completely incredulous to my mom, brother, and two
cousins who would not stop telling me to try the chocolate treat that they knew
I would fall instantly in love with which evidently is what caused them to all
blow a gasket in the tiny, hole-in-the-wall chocolate candy parlor
that could barely fit the five of us as is, never mind fit us all while they
were up and about ranting, attempting to explain to me that one small bite
of heaven would not in any way affect or somehow alter my temporary diet or my
athletic performance for that weekend’s competition which somehow transformed
into a tourist vacation, causing them to yell louder and louder at me until I
tasted it and allowed them show me what I was missing out on which I later
learned was many flavorful flavors of silky dark chocolate that seemed sort of
minty and also featured crumbled Oreo's and warm milk
and white chocolate drizzled sauce that in tasting caused my family to, what I
would describe as a sign of relief that I had been put out of my misery of
missing out on all of the unimaginable sweet sugars that danced on my tongue
that life changing Sunday afternoon.
Wednesday, March 25, 2015
Unprecedented Scenarios
Dear Inconsiderate Instructor,
Currently, while your boss is away coaching, you have succeeded to make my desire to attend practice vanish. With all due respect, you are more suited to be his assistant, and work much better as a pair. The way you use your voice to instill fear is futile. Even your execution of explaining workouts is poor. I think my teammates and I would be much more willing to comply
with your demands, if you did so in a calmer tone. I do however enjoy how entertaining you make my visit. Everyday, tediously ranting and raving about some ridiculous "issue" is what makes practice interesting. In fact, your boisterous yelling is what the entire practice consists of. I suppose I could adjust to these new surroundings, but I fear that after a while my ear drums will pop. For example, listening to you yell, simply because I arrived forty seven seconds late, is pointless. I apologize that the stranger driving in front of me drove five mph slower than I, causing me to get stuck at a traffic light, because it was one hundred percent my responsibility. Furthermore, when you play music on the amplifier, to "keep us engaged" I would greatly appreciate songs from this era. So in reading this letter, I hope you consider my complaints and change your unreasonable rudeness and idiotic reasoning.
Sincerely, A Dissatisfied Swimmer
Tuesday, March 17, 2015
Apostrophe
Do It. Do It. Separte, those words are meaningless, yet when put together the possibilities are endless. DO It. I kept hearing it say to me. Something about the way it shined...something about its purpose...something about it was holding me back. Maybe it was me. Maybe there was one small part of me still left inside that was worth me saving. If I do It, will you help me? I paused. Then It started hissing at me. DO IT. A thought occurred to me. Would I regret this? No. It's not worth it to stay here. Do It. I decided to make it shut up.
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